If you are someone who the 14 February with parts without a special, then you cease. Worry not with Jen from accounts - it is a little interested in you, but it will go wrong, and at the end of each other to avoid, for the next two years, until one gets of you an other job target high, place. Really high. Like, high celebrity. Choose one of these beautiful ladies and follow our advice and you can only use a shot.
Cheryl Cole
Love the expression of the man on the left side, he is so incredulousCheryl Cole is, we are sure, single and see, as it is not due to a lack of male attention is (of course) have a general lack of interest in a relationship to it. So you must again with a grand gesture and a sense of intrigue, that interest.
Wearing a false moustache (or a real mustache), if you grow you can a facial scar, you looking devilishly handsome and not only all gross and scars, and carry a revolver, purchase. If you can arrange it, except Cheryl of pirates in a situation pushed, in the last second, defuse a bomb or stop then to your car next to her, as they throw down the street, open chased the door and shout "Heck but exciting voice get in!".
Millie Mackintosh
What was that taste? Can buy can't help but think Walker did it backwards, we want not secret chipsMade in Chelsea Star said that, after their relationship sour with posho PR exec Hugo went on the show, she not interested in dating an other guy of Chelsea. This is good news, for which in fact it live most of us - many of the men of the world non-but if you, here are currently in Chelsea, we're sorry. Can not help you on this front. Maybe you could move and lose high actually ' accent?
Katherine Jenkins
Katherine is so glamorous their shed is actually diamondsThis beautiful opera singer naturally appreciate a fine singing voice, so get practicing - you have not long until the big day. If you not already singer then get a world-class a really good sound system, hide them in your coat and spend the weekend samples a lip-sync routine instead. We recommend something romantic like Whitney Houston I will always love you's, but since you probably much like Whitney Houston, not look, which they probably solves more problems than caused.
Caroline flack
Caroline flack amused himself by you people trying to photographCaroline took a lot of flak (geddit) their current relationship with young boy child Harry styles from one direction, which is twelve, basically just as we see you two have options. Is an appeal to her passion for younger men - so shave, full, pop on some shorts, wearing in a textbook of on chemistry and complain loudly about how garbage is your maths teacher - or, Alternatively, they show, what they lacked and old go. Like Shaun Connery old. They are these masks and an accent not Shaun Connery, though but with a, you might.
Alexa Chung
FUN FACT: Alexa's dress is paid by high-paying craftsman spiders.Split with Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys, Alexa of last year were single for a while now and must be looking for love after her, and you are just the guy makes available. Since it seems to wrong by famous bands, like, your best bet is, some massively influential band singer to be - you're pretty good me to six, could you - try adopting the current singer in single combat.
If you win, you will be the new lead singer. That is the law, and this is the reason why Mick Jagger is always a knife in case someone has to go one. Once you have from your first album (and fast work, don't mind, you have only three and one half days) then Sling on your fashionable couple chinos and swagger to her, the first single off it pipes. PuTTY in your hands, we swear.
BONUS CONTENT: GIRLS WHO DON'T MAKE IT IN-
Pippa Middleton, which is nice and all, but every picture of her since the marriage is only her into a beautiful coat and sunglasses, towards a walk somewhere around London) employs and (b)) to be unhappy photographed, so that what really
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Zooey Deschanel, who does not is English but man she is pretty
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Emilia Fox of silent witness and that who a) British, (b)) single and (c)) look good in some current shots of her, but she is not her, all right, it is our. We think that we are a bit a eye on them could have
